1. A shower beer. “Just take a cold can into the shower . . . thank me later.”
2. Using a potato peeler instead of a knife for cutting cheese.
3. Eating a kiwi with the skin on. “Less effort to eat, and more convenient.”
4. Put popcorn kernels in a paper sandwich bag. “Roll the bag closed, and put it in the microwave for about three minutes. Once popped, throw seasoning inside, shake, and enjoy. Costs a lot less than actual microwave popcorn.”
5. Greasing a corncob. “Butter a slice of bread, then wrap it around a freshly-cooked corn-on-the-cob to coat the corn with the butter.”
6. Chopsticks for Cheetos. This is probably to keep your fingers dust-free . . . but someone else had a wilder idea: “Using Cheetos as chopsticks.”
7. Clove oil in your floor cleaner. “It keeps bugs from coming in your home.”
8. Sitting down and facing the opposite way on a toilet. (???) The tank provides extra surface area for activities and / or drinks.
